February 2012
I SAW HIM OH MY FGSHSKSXKS
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oscars prediction: plot twist, everyone will give their awards to tom hanks because he’s tom hanks
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Watchstilettov:
I won’t ever be able to look at Andrew Scott or Rorschach tests the same way again.
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galifianafuck asked: what are you doing tonight?
galifianafuck asked: hi
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favorite pixar movies(in order)
toy story
ratatouille
up
toy story 3
monsters inc
wall-e
a bug’s life
finding nemo
toy story 2
wheeze-the-juice:
i want tom hanks to adopt me too so i can be carlys sister and we can watch toy story together
yes
i love toy story so much ugh
i remember when i was a kid i would watch it all the time and uGH that’s my childhood right there and LET ME JUST FUCKING TELL YOU when i saw toy story 3 at the theaters with all these little kids….i was sitting there crying my eyes out like a baby while those kids were just sitting there looking at me like ”’WHY THE FUCK IS SHE...
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Anonymous asked: can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky
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goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”
The most annoying thing about getting a lot of notes on a post is that eventually someone will reblog it and they’ll say something like:
”LMAO XDXDXD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT XD XD”’
”WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I LOVE THIS POST!!!! SO TRUE”’
“jessica will love this post…im reblog this for her HAHA JESSICA LISTEN!!”’
...
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gomaifdnjkomfg
my mom: carly....help...get me up
me: ok
-mom looks at me-
mom: carly....
me: yes???
mom: carly...
me: yes???
mom: you like tom hanks? ha?
me: uh
mom: he's going to adopt you ok...dont worry
me: yeah i know i know
mom: im not joking....stop laughing
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fdskjlhf oh my FUCKING god my mom is drunk and she asked me to come to her and she was staring at me for a long time and then she was like ”’carly………….tom hanks is going to adopt you””
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my favorite Office episode is THE INJURY
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pattie-boyd replied to your photo
omfg everyone talks about sherlock idk should i watch it is it good
YES YOU NEED TO WATCH IT OH MY GOD IT’S SO GOOD BUT ALSO JUST A WARNING YOULL LOVE IT SO MUCH AND YOU’LL FALL IN LOVE WITH BENEDICT OR ANDREW SCOTT OR MARTIN FREEMAN JSUTA WARNING JUST A WARNING i mean look at whats happening to me lAURA but yes go watch it cause it’s SOOO GOOD
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people that are funnier than you
Emily
Olivia
Beccah
Mary
Savannah
Carly
Jordanna
Boston
Erika
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“One time, I stuck an altoid in my butthole…That’s it.”
– Zach Galifianakis
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top 10 butts(a complete list)
john krasinski’s butt
benedict cumberbatch’s butt
bradley cooper’s butt
jason sudeikis’s butt
jon bernthal’s butt
ryan gosling’s butt
john krasinski’s
john krasinski’s
john krasinski’s
JOH NRAKSINSKIS’S
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Anonymous asked: Hello Carly, for months you have obsessed over celebrities' butts and beautiful faces. Who do you love more? Them, or your friends? You must choose to pull either the left or the right lever. If you choose the right, John Krasinkski and Tom Hanks will drop into a fiery pit to their deaths. Choose the left, and it will be Nina and Beccah who die. If you choose not to kill either, the device...
who needs fan fiction when you have
-watching forrest gump-
my dad: THAT FUCKING MOVIE AGAIN??!!!
me: yes
-dad changes the channel-
me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAD....IT'S TOM HANKS
my dad: fuck tom hanks
me(whispering): fuck u too
my dad: what???
me: nothing.......
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who remembers jojo????????? HA HA HA HA HA OH MAN
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OH MY GOD WHAT IF TOMORROW AT THE OSCARS, THERE'S...
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Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have? You deserve a lot, you're really funny!
Anonymous asked: Do you get high?
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JUST
NO
STOP
IT
RIGHT
NOW
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i just wanna marry someone exactly like ed helms:
a funny sweater-lovin banjo playing adorable man child
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i bet you didn’t know tom hanks is related to abraham lincoln
god bless america
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Also, I’m now in love with Breaking Bad