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my mom: carly....help...get me up
me: ok
-mom looks at me-
mom: carly....
me: yes???
mom: carly...
me: yes???
mom: you like tom hanks? ha?
me: uh
mom: he's going to adopt you ok...dont worry
me: yeah i know i know
mom: im not joking....stop laughing
  1. saltypotion said: Would you hate me if tom hanks adopted me instead
  2. galifianafuck posted this